T.O horny

The one thing that drives me nuts living in the city is how horny it is.  I’m not sure what’s up with everybody but I understand in Manhattan New York there is a bi law forbidding people from being so horny in the core of the city.  I think it only makes sense. When you are out and about there is just no good reason to get all horned up.  Sometimes the horniness from everyone keeps me from being able to think.  It’s offensive.

It doesn’t seem to matter what corner I’m on I hear “Honk” “Honk” Someone waited two seconds too long “Honk” Some visitor is taking a moment to get oriented and clear at where their going “Honk” Stop freakin honking already!

Everyone’s going to get there.  I have to laugh, being a non driver, I am always amazed how impatient most drivers are. let me take your car away from you for one week and see how long it really takes you to get there.

I would love to see a bi law like in New York. No excessive honking for no good reason.  You can get a ticket. Here in Toronto people are honking their damn horn for every little reason. I actually heard a driver lay their horn on for about 15 seconds.

Do something for me pick a note. Any note and hum it out loud for 15 seconds. Even better stand in front of someone and hum a note to them for 15 seconds. Do it really close to their face.  Did you get punched?  I wouldn’t be surprised. You must have done it to someone who really likes you.  Otherwise this could have resulted in a smack down.  Why?  Because it’s rude and aggressive. It’s worse than the annoying infraction that you are honking at.

The driver may be annoying you but now you are annoying dozens of others in your immediate earshot. When you are laying on a horn for no good reason you are distracting everyone and you could cause an accident.

It’s bad enough I have to listen to cell phone chatter and ridiculous cell phone ring tones at 7 am when I am on my way to work by transit because I want to help the environment but do I have to be subjected to the chronic honking from travellers who will get there long before I will.  Chill out. You will get there!  If it’s your tardiness your concerned about leave earlier.

You are way T.O horny!

B.I.T.C

About Bruce in the City

I have been writing my blog since 2010. I was inspired to do so after enjoying an amazing meal with some friends of mine here in Toronto. I decided to tell everyone about my great night and the fabulous restaurant I went to and shazam my blog was born!

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