Toronto’s Blow Job!

  OK you asked for it!  Talk about something that really lights my fire.  Every week I have the pleasure of thinking up new stories that I think you all may enjoy.  I am one of the funniest people “Ever”! I’ve been told and yes that’s true :o) but the pressure mounts every week to try to bring that across in a blog. Not such an easy task. I’m more of a visual comedian so you guys are just going to have to get me my own T.V show…. mmmmm K!!! However for those of you who know me well.  Know I don’t give a sheep’s pelt if you think I’m funny or not. Some things are true if you believe in it or not.  Oh my god where the freak did that come from.  I must have on my Sunday attitude panties.  Oh yep I do.  Oops sorry about that. Of course I care about my readers.  My little “Brucesters” Your the sexiest bunch of lolly pop lickers I have ever laid my words on.  I j’adore you I j’can’t get enough of you!!! 

  Remember the days when we could smoke in restaurants and clubs and pretty much anywhere we felt.  Well I say bring it back you commie bastards.  This boy is dying for some fresh air!!!

You see they took away the right for smokers to smoke and at the same time took away the none smokers right to fresh bloody air!!!!  They took them out of the designated smoking areas and dropped them outside every exit to every building and outdoor sitting area in this city!! You can’t go anywhere anymore to eat your lunch or read a book (or my blog) without someone blowing their stinky ass cancer stick right in your face. 

I know what your thinking.  I’m outside it’s my right.  Well I’d like to pee on your leg and say well I’m outside.  It is my right to go to the can isn’t it?  But I don’t why because it’s rude and gross and socially unacceptable.  Are you getting the comparison here?  Somehow smoking in peoples faces remains a socially acceptable thing to do. I used to smoke so I get it, the sensation of the smoke caressing your throat.  The nicotine sliding down the wind pipes.  You feel so sexy and ready for excitement but come on people can you stand away like the sign says.  I mean that is the by law isn’t it?  So many feet away from office buildings, retail stores and restaurants.  I recently spent some time at a hospital and wanted to take my partners mother for some fresh air. Well that was impossible.  Smokers were everywhere.  No designated area for all to suck all day…suck suck suck….so good right! Nope every entrance! Think about that, every entrance, including  right outside the emergency entrance!  People are heading into the gates of hell with massive heart attacks, broken legs, crabs and their getting smoke blown in their freak-in faces!!!! What the heck people……. I just want to yell Chapeau!!!! Chapeau!!!!!  Move away from the damn doors!!!!!!!  My partners mom had to be wheeled to the farthest end of the parking lot to catch some fresh air. Sucking exhaust fumes instead!!! Nice! Give us back our clean air space. Big freak-in deal we can’t smoke inside anymore.  Now “I’m” stuck inside sucking recycled air instead of enjoying my fresh air break in the sun! I mean, is it really right that there is not one clean air space on any patio in this city! You eat outside you eat smoke to!! Toronto’s blow job just for you!

I don’t know.  What to do? Maybe burping can become the new in your face thing to do.  Its grouse.  It’s rude! It’s stinky! but hey it’s not gonna kill ya.!  Why is it that the government regulates outdoor industrial pollution and yet smokers get away with murder?

Love Bruce

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About Bruce in the City

I have been writing my blog since 2010. I was inspired to do so after enjoying an amazing meal with some friends of mine here in Toronto. I decided to tell everyone about my great night and the fabulous restaurant I went to and shazam my blog was born!
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